Buddy's Dog Joke and a Bonus!
March 12, 2009 by doggymom
Filed under Buddy's Jokes
Hello, Hello, Hello! Buddy the Tigger dog here & I have been in such a good mood lately. The weather has been warm, Momma-Cathy has been practically living outside with me! Which means all the dogs have been outside with me! I have been having such fun, playing with everyone! So, are you ready for this week's joke? Here ya go: My neighbor has a dog that's somewhat of a snob. His name is Fido but he spells it Phydeaux. I am in such a good mood, that I'm giving you a bonus! It's not a joke but just things all you humans can learn from us dogs! Things People can Learn from Dogs
- Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
- Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
- When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
- When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.
- Let others know when they have invaded your territory.
- Take naps and stretch before rising.
- Run, romp, and play daily.
- Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
- Be loyal.
- Never pretend to be something you're not.
- If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
- When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
- Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
- Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
- On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree.
- When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
- No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout…run right back and make friends.
- Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Ok, hope you all have a great week! 
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I will definitely avoid biting from now on, and just "growl" instead:)
Great list!
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words we should all live by. Enjoyed the joke too!
Abby & Rosie