Buddys Dog Joke-Notice to people who visit my home

Notice to people who visit my home:

-The dog lives here. You don't.
-If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
-Yes, he has some disgustng habits. So do I and so do you. What's your point?
-Of course he smells like a dog. He is one.
-I like him a lot better than I like most people.
-To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son who is short, hairy,walks on all fours, doesn't speak clearly and hates cats. I have no problem with any of these things.
-Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes and don't need a gazillion dollars for college. And if they get pregnant, you can sell the puppies.

Til next week,

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