Buddy's Joke-Equal Opportunity Employer
Wow! It's almost Independence day! Momma wants me to remind you all to keep your dogs inside tomorrow night so they don't get too scared by the loud noises! She wrote this article for eHow that will give you some tips on how to help your dog get through the fireworks noises tomorrow. Click here: fireworks and dogs to read it but be sure to come back and read my joke! It's a doozy!
Equal Opportunity Employer
A local business was looking for office help and put a sign in the window stating: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A dog trots up to the window, sees the sign & goes inside. The manager tells the dog, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type."
The dog goes to the typewriter and types a perfect letter. The manager is stunned, then tells the dog, "But the sign says you have to be good with a computer."
The dog jumps up, goes to the computer, demonstrates his expertise with Word, Excel, Outlook, Power Point and produces a sample spreadsheet and presents it to the manager.
Stunned once again, the manager replies, "I still can't give you the job. You have to be bilingual."
The dog looks him straight in the face and says, "Meow."
Ha ha ha ha! Funny huh? Who would have thought there were still typewriters in offices?
The Man Without a Face download Ok, have a safe holiday and I'll catch up with you next week!
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