Buddy's Joke "The Dachshund"

Hi all! Well I debated telling you this joke because it does involve dog fighting which my momma and me hate. I finally decided it was too funny not to tell you so here goes:

The Americans and Russinas at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They woulld have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world. The losing side would have to lay down it's arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They seleced the biggest strongest puppy, gave him steroids, and trainers and after 5 years came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. His cage needed steel bars that were 5 inches thick! Noone could come near him.

When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up with a very strange dog. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of his cage and slowly waddled toward the Russian dog. The Russian dog snarled and leaped out of his cage and charged the American Dachshund. But when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened his mouth and consumed the Russian dog in one bite! There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief., "We don't understand how this cold have happened. We had our people working for 5 years on breeding the biggest, meanest dog in the world."

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"That's nothing" an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working 5 years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."

 

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