Before Dogs

October 30, 2009 by doggymom
Filed under Buddy's Jokes

Before Dogs, I….

Never had to fix liver for anything!
Lived in the city; had extra money, and thought I was sane.
Bought clothes for myself instead of dog shows.
Didn't own a pooper-scooper, grooming table or crates.
Thought a professional handler was an agent for a fighter.
Never told my kids to sit and stay.
Would come home from a party at 4am, not leave for a dog show then.
Never worried about parasites or kennel cough.
Now that I do have dogs…I'm soooo much WISER!