This video really isn't funny but it is pretty amazing and kind of sweet. I'd love to have a dolphin friend to swim with

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To all you dog lovers out there and to those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners, here's a translation of Yankee Dogs to Southern Dawgs:

Yankee- German Shepherd Dog

Southern- Poh-leece Dawg

Yankee- Poodle

Southern- Circus Dawg

Yankee- St. Bernard

Southern- "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"

Yankee- Doberman Pinscher

Southern (2 versions)- Bad Dawg or Dobimin Pinches

Yankee- Beagle

Southern- Rabbit Dawg

Yankee- Rottweiler

Southern- Bad Dawg  AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good Dawg  to Guard The Still.

Yankee-Yellow Lab

Southern- Ol' Yeller Dawg

Yankee- Black Lab

Southern-Duck Fetchin Dawg

Yankee- Greyhound

Southern- Greased Lightnin' Dawg

Yankee- Malinois

Southern- Another Kind of Poh-leece Dawg

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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing female poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she tells them, "The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly as says, "I love liver and cheese."

"Oh how childish," says the poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." She turns to the tall Golden Retriever ans asks "How well can you do?"

"Um, I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.

"My, my" said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." She turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"

The last of the three, tiny in stature, but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Lab & Golden and says:

"Liver alone. Cheese mine."

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here."

"You don't understand," says the man. "This is no regular dog, he can talk."

"Listen pal," says the bartender. "If that dog can talk, I'll give you a hundred bucks."

The man puts the dog on a stool, and asks him, "What's on top of a house?"

"Roof!"

"Right. And what's on the outside of a tree?"

"Bark!"

"And what kind of sport is Judo?"

"Rough!"

"I guess you've heard enough," says the man. "I'll take the hundred in twenties."

The bartender is furious. "Listen pal," he says, "get out of here before I belt you."

As soon as they are on the street, the dog turns to the man and says, "Do you think I should have said 'gentle'?"

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I  don't know how many of you know that I have several businesses but I do. I am an Niche Marketer and have multiple sites for that. But I also have a long running craft business specializing in personalized Christmas ornaments. You can check them out here: Personalized Ornaments

Anyway, the reason why I mention this is that every year starting in late August and ending in early January, I get swamped! I sell online and do multiple craft shows and some days, I'm working 20 hour days.

Which means for the past several years that I have owned Bloggy Doggies, I have let it go dormant during those months. This blog has been a labor of love. I don't make any money off of it . So I tend to put it at the bottom of my list when I have so much going on.

This year, I don't want to let it go dormant. Soooo, if anyone would like to submit guest posts for next 4 months, I would be very grateful and glad to run your article. All I ask is please no spam or the same article you have used elsewhere.

Send your submissions to me at doggymom@bloggydoggies.com

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Summer is ending and that means one thing: Back to School. For most people right now, images of school supplies, homework and a new fall wardrobe are dancing in parent’s heads. But there’s one thing people often forget about: the family pet.

It’s not abnormal for dogs and cats to get depressed when kids leave the house to head back to school – or go off to college.

Paul Mann, the Founder of Fetch! Pet Care gives the following tips to take right now to help avoid the Back-to-School funk for pets.

• Lots of exercise is a key. If you can exercise pets in the morning before you head to work, they’ll be so tired that there will be less time to think about the empty house they’re sitting in.

• Don't make a big deal about your leaving. If you smother the dog or cat in kisses, they’ll be able to tell that something’s up and will get anxious while you’re away.

• Consider hiring a professional pet sitter for a mid-day dog walk or cat visit to break up the day. Even a half-hour walk or visit will give your pet the one-on-one personal attention they deserve, not to mention tire them out.

• Give your pet an old T-Shirt while you’re gone so that he can cuddle up with it and have a familiar smell.

• Get into a routine where you let the kids walk the dog after they get home from school – and before they start on homework. That way, the dog will look forward to the kids getting home from school.

• If one of the kids usually feeds and plays with the cats, try switching up the routine so that the cat gets used to other people in the house. Also consider having the cat sleep with a different family member so they’re less attached to the kids.

Paul has graciously offered my readers a discount on pet sitting services through Fetch! Pet Care, the nation’s leader in pet sitting and dog walking – a wise alternative to asking the neighbors to watch your pet while you’re on vacation.

Just click on this link:  http://tinyurl.com/2575ocj

When you click on it, you’ll see the photo on the right and you can click to get your 10 percent off coupon for Fetch! Pet Care’s services. In the meantime, pet lovers can also check out the Fetch! Pet Care Fan Page on Facebook where for the next several months, there will be some great contests going on where fans can win prizes by uploading photos.

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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand new Hummer advanced out of a dust cloud toward him. The driver, a man in a Hugo Boss suit, Gucci shoes and YSL tie,  leaned out of the window and asked the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing flock, and calmly answered, "Sure."

The yuppie parks the car, whips out of his notebook, connects it to a cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system, scans the area, opens a database and 60 Excel spreadsheets with complex formulas. Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech miniaturized printer, plugged into his SUV power port, turns around to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 aheep!"

"That is correct, take one of my sheep," says the shepherd.

He watches the man select a sheep and bundles it into his Hummer. Then he says, "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me my sheep back?"

"OK, why not?" answers the yuppie.

"Clearly you are a consultant," says the shepherd.

"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"Easy," answers the shepherd. "You turn up here, although nobody called you. You want to be paid for the answer to a question that I already know, and you don't know squat about my business-because you took my dog!"

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Today we have a guest post from the folks at WoodDogCrate.com . Check out their cool end table dog crates. Why didn't someone think of this before??

While it's great to use a crate at home for your dog, don't underestimate their benefits when you and your dog are traveling together. Let's look at some ways in which crates make life easier when you are on the move.

In some places, it is illegal to let your dog move around unrestrained in a car. They may want to sit or lie on your lap for a better view, and make it hard for you to see other vehicles on the road. They can get in the way of the steering wheel and the gear shift, and that's not safe either.

If you were to have an accident, your dog could be thrown across the inside of your car and severely injured. Emergency services may also be more relaxed about moving them to safety if they are securely confined in their crate. They won't be worried about getting bitten by a frightened canine.

If you are flying with your dog, they will definitely need to be kept crated for the duration of the trip. There is no alternative. If they are used to spending time in their crate, it will make air travel less stressful for them. They won't need to adapt to being put in a crate, at the same time as they have to deal with airports and their unfamiliar sights and sounds.

Many dog owners like to take their dog on vacation with them. It is often easier to find dog friendly accommodation if you can let the owner know that your dog has been trained to settle in a crate. They will know that your dog has a safe place to sleep, and won't make their way onto the furniture or soil the carpet when you are not watching them.

Do you prefer spending your vacation in a tent? Crates are still very useful when you take your dog camping. They will be safe from predators in their crate, and they're not going to get underfoot when you are cooking on a gas stove. While you can tie your dog to a post outside your tent, they can easily get tangled in the ropes. Having them in a crate when you are not able to keep an eye on them makes life much easier for you.

There may be times when you need to go away and your dog can't come with you. Under these circumstances, you may want to leave them in a boarding facility. Even though the kennel may be quite comfortable, your dog will be confined more so than they would at home. If they are crate trained, they will be happier and less stressed when they are in their kennel. Even if using a wood dog crate at home, your dog will still be more comfortable in any crate if they are used to being in one.

Unless you are traveling by plane, it's quite possible to travel with your dog without needing a crate. However, they do make life simpler and less stressful, and your dog will appreciate having a familiar place to rest while they are away from home.

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Two drunks were about to board the train at 10 PM when they say the sign: "Dogs must be carried>"

"Hold it," one of them said. "Where are we gonna get a dog at this time of night?"

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When dog food is "new and improved and better tasting", who tests it?

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We wonder why dogs always drink out of our toilets. But look at it from their point of view. Why do humans keep peeing into their water bowls?

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"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to .99 cents a can. That's $7.00 in dog money."~Joe Weinstein

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I wanted to show this cute video sent from the Nevada Humane Society. It’s an adoption spinoff of the famous JK Wedding Entrance Dance.

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