All I need to know I learned from my Dog
November 6, 2009 by doggymom
Filed under Buddy's Jokes
All I need to know I learned from my Dog…
- If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
Don’t go out without ID.
- Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by piddling on their shoes.
- Be aware of when to hold your tongue and when to use it.
Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.
Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is effective.
- When you do something wrong, always take responsibilty (as soon as you’re dragged out from under the bed).
- If it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.
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