Cute Dog Quotes

Last week's quotes were so popular, that I'm adding more this week!

Cute Dog Quotes

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. – Will Rogers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. – Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. – Franklin P. Jones

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. – Unknown

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. – Joe Weinstein

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul — chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! – Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look hat says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' – Dave Barry

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. – Phil Pastoret