Buddys Dog Joke- A few Shorties

My neighbor has a dog that's a snob. His name is Fido but he spells it Phydeaux.

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Did you hear the story about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog?

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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."~Josh Billings

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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."~Dave Barry

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"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."~Dereke Bruce

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