What is a Cat and What is a Dog

Ok, another funny from Blogpaws.
What is a Cat?

* Cats do what they want.
* They rarely listen to you.
* Cats are unpredictable.
* Cats whine when they are not happy!
* When you want to play, they want to be alone.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They expect you to cater to their every whim.
* They're moody. Oh yeah!
* They leave hair everywhere.
* They cost an arm and a leg in maintenance.

Conclusion: Cat are tiny little women in fur coats.

What is a Dog?

* Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
* They can hear a package of food opening a half a block away, but can't hear you when you're in the same room with them.
* They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
* They growl when they're not happy.
* When you want to play, they want to play.
* When you want to be alone, they want to play.
* They are great beggers!
* They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
* They leave their toys everywhere!
* The do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: Dogs are tiny little men in fur coats.

Now, wasn't that funny (and scaringly true???)